jehovahhthickness:

battleflan:

swifthearts-and-stars:

jehovahhthickness:

Some of y’all never had a Paramore, Green Day, Simple Plan, AFI & My Chemical Romance phase and it shows!

Damn I’m fucking old cause my first thought was how my green day phase was long before those other bands existed.

Some of y’all never had an Incubus, Eve 6, and 311 phase and it shows. 

And we’re doing pretty okay lmao

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honeybruh:

energy

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scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

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this gun is way too big!!!

dat-soldier:

slimejen:

knutsach:

this is a gun that is too damn big!

c’mon now son, put the big gun down. this is a job for a big axe

my son. my giant onion son. do not go the way of the giant conflict. you may be very large too, but your heart is bigger.

(via its-time-for-a-potato)

curiooftheheart:

celticpyro:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh

just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.

This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.

Really three because I also had to read OP’s name

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lesbwian:

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murkmen:

moonlandingwasfaked:

nearer-my-god:

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!

and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh

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teaboot:

2019 is going to be a great year because we’re going to make it that way, no more of this “I hope good things come to me” shit, I’m gonna go out and drag good things to me by the fucking hair

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